President Sprouts Horns and a Tail During Live TV Broadcast
In a scene that left viewers stunned, the president, while signing into a law his new executive order regarding age of employment, began to spasm and cough violently. His faced turned beet red. He bent over in what at first appeared to be a fit of pa...
Read full storyAnn Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day
NEW YORK CITY – GOP media pundit, Ann Coulter, 58, recently told CNN’s Don Lemon that President Trump has become obsessed with her. Coulter who stands 6 foot 6 inches tall, and reportedly weighs 117 pounds, pointed out that the president calls h...
Read full storyCandy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales
DOVER, Delaware - The Have A Heart Candy Hearts Company has just stated that the sales of their Valentine's Day candy hearts have gone through the roof. A spokesperson for the candy company, Lucretia Ingersoll, 63, said that she has worked for the...
Read full storyJohn Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s former security advisor, John Bolton, has made a startling revelation about the Liar-In-Chief, as Bolton and so many other White House staff members refer to the acting president (behind his back, of course). B...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Says That Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn Is Downright Evil
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is not the least bit shy when it comes to pointing out that Tennessee Senator Marsha “The Plump Trump Ass-Kisser” Blackburn has gone and stepped in a pile of Tennessee thoroughbred horse manure (or shit, as they call it in Ar...
Read full storyTom Brady Demands To Be Traded
FOXBORO, Massachusetts – Tom Brady has stunned the football world as he has finally admitted that he has informed the New England Patriots organization that he is demanding to be traded. The Sporting Balls Review reported that Brady’s chauffeur ov...
Read full storyCodependent Truckers Bring Self-Awareness to Country Music
Nashville-based country music trio, Codependent Truckers, are getting rave reviews, not only for their gut-wrenching songs of love and loss, but also for bringing a new level of self-awareness to country music. "Classic country has always been rif...
Read full storyDonald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump recently met with Kitty Sequoia, a reporter with the iNews Agency at a local McDonalds. Trump stated that he wanted to clear up a story that had appeared in the latest issue of Consolidated News Magazine. POTUS t...
Read full storyRecent Studies Show That Men Who Kiss Women With Red Lipstick Become More Virile
POMONA, California - Researchers at The Pomona Institute For Cosmetic Studies have discovered an interesting phenomenon that may revolutionize the art of kissing. Dr. Amerigo W. Baconweiser, an expert in cosmetic medicine, stated that, after condu...
Read full storyManchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day
Manchester United flexed their not inconsiderable financial muscles last night, just minutes before the deadline on the transfer market window, securing the signatures of a host of footballing superstars, none of whom I have ever heard of. The fir...
Read full storyMan Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval
A pair of tweezers that had long been forgotten about after going missing more than six months ago, have turned up safe and well underneath a mattress. The tweezers, which were sometimes used by their owner to pluck white hairs from his head, and,...
Read full storyMan Ate Onion Chips, And Thoroughly Enjoyed Them
A man who was feeling a bit peckish, and who spied a pack of onion-flavored chips in a roadside shop, bought and ate them, and was heartily impressed with the product! The incident occurred as Moys Kenwood, 56, was travelling back from Battambang...
Read full storyThe Former Queen of Country Music Loretta Lynn Slams Today’s Country Music
HURRICANE MILLS, Tennessee – Ichabod Fernandez with The Vox Populi News Agency sat down with the legendary 87-year-old Loretta Lynn at her Tennessee Southern-style Mansion Casa Grits. Lynn was barefoot, and was wearing a torn Calamity Jane blouse...
Read full storyHeavy snow predicted in London and Scotland as UK finally leaves EU
As 11pm on 31 January 2020 finally came, and Britain left the EU after three years of rancorous debate, amid celebrations by thousands of people happy to finally get Brexit done, there were predictions of a cold front across Scotland and London, and...
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