Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 1 February 2020

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The tweezers have given long service, removing millions of hairs

A pair of tweezers that had long been forgotten about after going missing more than six months ago, have turned up safe and well underneath a mattress.

The tweezers, which were sometimes used by their owner to pluck white hairs from his head, and, occasionally, those annoying ones that grow up your nose, disappeared sometime in the summer, resulting in a zebra-like thatch atop the man's bonce.

He said:

"No doubt, one of the kids got hold of them, and pushed them down the side of the bed."

Since the discovery, a long-awaited 'Plucking Party' has been scheduled for this coming Sunday night, when all white hairs on the man's head will be removed by his wife, using the tweezers.

Soft music will be played in the background.

He plans to pluck the 'rogues' from his nose, himself, when he is alone.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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