Man Ate Onion Chips, And Thoroughly Enjoyed Them

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 1 February 2020

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A man who was feeling a bit peckish, and who spied a pack of onion-flavored chips in a roadside shop, bought and ate them, and was heartily impressed with the product!

The incident occurred as Moys Kenwood, 56, was travelling back from Battambang market on a motorcycle being ridden by his wife. He felt his tummy start to rumble, and knew it was time to eat.

He notified his wife of this, and she pulled over at a shop.

Said Kenwood:

"There were all these chips, or 'crisps' as we call them in the civilized world, and in a multitude of flavors. Plain, seafood, seaweed, pumpkin, and onion, amongst others. I decided to be adventurous and buy the onion ones!"

Even as he was paying for them, he started to have 'second thoughts', and doubts raced through his mind.

He needn't have fretted, however.

"They were delicious! Large, crunchy snacks that had an authentic oniony taste to them. The pack was full, as well. I'd like to bet the crisps weighed more than the 16g printed on the pack! I thoroughly enjoyed them!"

Kenwood said he would have no hesitation at all about recommending the chips to others, and, at 12 cents a pack, they won't exactly 'break the bank', you tight bastard.


For consumers who might like to try the snacks for themselves, go to:

sbfoodcambodiagroup@yahoo.com

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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