NEW YORK CITY – GOP media pundit, Ann Coulter, 58, recently told CNN’s Don Lemon that President Trump has become obsessed with her.
Coulter who stands 6 foot 6 inches tall, and reportedly weighs 117 pounds, pointed out that the president calls her two times a day. She says that, at first, she felt flattered and honored, but then she remembered that she can’t stand the man that she secretly refers to as “Old Orange Leather Face".
Ann, who Democrats refer to as Ann “Giddy Up” Coulter due to her very pronounced Palomino face, has made it clear that she is not at all physically or sexually attracted to Melania’s husband.
When Lemon asked her if she had ever dated lying Donnie, she turned red, and replied, “Oh, hell, no! I mean, if I was stranded on an deserted island with Donnie and, say, Mitch “The Moscow Turtle” McConnell, and I had to have sex with only one, I would have to choose Mitch the bitch."
She stuck her finger in her mouth, and added, "But, I would definitely have to shield my eyes with a humongous palm tree leaf, but it beats having to look at the blubbery Moby Dick-like body of “Comrade Orange Belly.”
(IN CLOSING – The University of Idaho A&M has just voted Fox News “The Fives” Greg Gutfeld as “The Most Obnoxious, Arrogant, Sarcastic, Punk” on television. His co-host Jesse “Egg Plant Face” Watters came in a very close second.