In a scene that left viewers stunned, the president, while signing into a law his new executive order regarding age of employment, began to spasm and cough violently. His faced turned beet red. He bent over in what at first appeared to be a fit of pain.
With his face on the desk, the top of his head was facing the camera. The pink sweaty withered flesh of his aged scalp was clearly visible through the scarce but wildly flowing long yellow hairs.
What, at first, seemed to be boils, as his body trembled violently, grew into two gnarly and crooked, pitted horns.
When he rose suddenly, his face sneered at the cameras with long sharp wolves' teeth. He jumped on the table revealing an honest-to-goodness devil's tail, protruding from the bottom of his pant leg.
The leader of the free world stated, "With the signing of this new law, 5- and 6-year-olds will once again be able to work in the coal mines. Trump is the best president for jobs ever!"
