While Giving Tour of White House, Melania Trump Realizes She Hasn't Seen Son Barron for Three Months

Written by Al N.

Thursday, 26 September 2019

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"I guess I should have known something might be up when he kept asking to see his passport" said Melania.

Washington, DC "I have just been so busy giving tours, standing by my husband and looking serene, shopping for tasteful outfits, and so much more!" said Melania to reporters on the tour.

"I remember seeing Barron back in June, and remarking about how much he's growing and how it was getting harder to recognize him even. I wonder if I've seen him and just not recognized him," said the First Lady.

"I mean, I know he had a lot to do this summer, but when we went by his room in the White House, here, I realized I hadn't seen him in a while. I hope he's ok!" said Mrs.Trump.

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