In an exclusive interview with Celebrity Magazine, President Donald Trump explained how hard it is sometimes to keep his name the top name in the news every single day.
"Well, it's been hard to keep generating publicity, but I've been doing it. There is hardly ever a day when the top name in the news isn't Trump. Not always in a good way, but any news is good publicity! I am the most famous person in the world, and maybe the smartest, all because I know how to use the media!"
"By getting impeached, it guarantees that I will be in the limelight every day without even having to insult anyone on Twitter or threaten a foreign leader!" bragged Trump.