William H. Macy reportedly not waiting for wife Felicity Huffman
Upon hearing the news that his wife, Felicity Huffman had been sentenced to 14 days in prison, actor William H. Macy, through a spokesperson, announced plans to leave the marriage. “While Mr. Macy is deeply saddened by the news of his wife’s sever...
Read full storyTrump Rolls Back Obama's Clean Water Bill-Let Them Drink Mud
In a further attempt to destroy the country, sicken the population, weaken the greatest democracy in the world, and to make Vladimir Putin lip-smacking happy, Donald Trump has decided to roll back the Clean Water Protection Bill introduced by Preside...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Under Investigation After Making Phone Call To Jamie Vardy
Manchester United and England centre-half, Harry Maguire, is in hot water this evening, after he was discovered making a telephone call to his former teammate at Leicester City, Jamie Vardy. Maguire and Vardy were best friends at Filbert Street, w...
Read full storyHuman Evolution Comes to Screeching Halt
In a marked shift from evolutionary patterns of the past, scientists say that modem-day human evolution has come to a screeching halt. "If anything, we're regressing," said evolutionary biologist Peter Forman, Ph.D. "We didn't really want to publi...
Read full storyRubik's Cube Finally Solved
After more than 40 years of twisting, turning, spinning, slipping, sliding and manipulating a Rubik's Cube puzzle in order to try to solve it, one man has finally managed to do so. In a manner of speaking. The Rubik's Cube is a cube-shaped puzz...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Has A Day Off
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who cost the club £80million in a summer transfer from Leicester City, has been taking it easy at home, having a day off before facing his former Foxes teammates at Old Trafford in the Premier Lea...
Read full storyMeghan Markle Back At Graft
Meghan Markle has finally returned to work, once more, after her period of maternity, having given birth to royal baby, Archie, in May. The Duchess of Sussex, looking stunning in clothes paid for by the taxpayer, posed for photos outside Buckingha...
Read full storyDemocrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020
NEW YORK - A recent CNBC business segment with Jim Cramer reported that Wall Street would face "annihilation" if Elizabeth Warren were to be elected President of the United States in 2020. Although an "Ultra-Millionaire Tax" got the most attention, t...
Read full storyTechnical Writer Devastates Loyal Fans And Readers By Handing In Two Week Notice
Minneapolis, Minnesota. Many wise and mature individuals will humbly acknowledge that the best stories unfortunately need endings, and that even the world's greatest authors eventually write their final words. Nothing, however, could have prepared...
Read full storyDonald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King Of Something.
President Extraordinaire, Donald Trump, has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first, the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly 50 times the size of their own native homeland of Denm...
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