Trump Rolls Back Obama's Clean Water Bill-Let Them Drink Mud

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 13 September 2019

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In a further attempt to destroy the country, sicken the population, weaken the greatest democracy in the world, and to make Vladimir Putin lip-smacking happy, Donald Trump has decided to roll back the Clean Water Protection Bill introduced by President Barack Obama.

So envious of former President Obama’s many successes, Trump is willing to drink a tall glass of mud rather than acknowledge Obama’s humanitarian and scientific leadership.

“Clean water stinks. My cabinet drinks water out of puddles collected under White House drain pipes. And my walk-in-bath-tub is never emptied. Climbing in and out is easy for a well-trained athlete like me, and we never change the water. Lots of orange in that water and it’s turning brown. Brown is becoming the new orange. Clean water is horrible, horrible. Let’s make all of our great nation like Flint, Michigan, again.”

Someone from the news media ventured to ask, “Why?”

“Get that fake news bum outta here. Who does that bum write for, Spoof News? Take his press passes away. He’s a socialist, sissy, sycophant, who won’t make America great again. Put him in a cage.”

Editor’s note: Did Trump say, sycophant?

Reply: It could have been stink in your pants?

Editor’s note: It must have been, stink in your pants. No way the guy knows the word, sycophant. That’s a big-time nine-letter word.

While Trump denounced Obama’s Clean Water Protection Bill, he contradicted himself by praising the nation’s pristine rivers, lakes, streams, and wetlands. His speech became even more confusing when he wandered into the threat of MS-13 and, “Slicing up young, beautiful girls with a knife.”

Editor’s note: Ouch! What’s the connection?

Reply: He rambles.

Finally, reaching the end of his message, Trump threatened to take federal action against San Francisco and Los Angeles if both cities fail to clean up their homeless mess.

“What about the bedbugs at your Doral resort you plan to use for the next G7?” asked a reporter.

“More fake news. Put that bum in a cage.”

The following day, nationwide skywriters took to the skies, writing in mass one message: DON’T THREATEN FRISCO.

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