Nashville Pig Declines to Be Featured in BBQ Restaurant Logo
A pig named Pete made waves recently when he declined a potentially lucrative opportunity to be featured in the logo for Nashville hot spot Happy Hog BBQ, despite admittedly not having an alternative source of income. Pete was reportedly immune to...
Read full storyPink Floyd Sue Donald Trump Over ‘The Wall’
Los Angeles, California - (Litigation Mess): A civil lawsuit filed this morning says President Trump has committed gross plagiarism in his claims to The Wall. Lawyers acting for former Pink Floyd band members allege Trump began abusing his presid...
Read full storyLocal Man Retires Two Years Early to Spend More Time Fuming About Ocasio-Cortez on Social Media
Lima, Ohio - A local man, Melvin Edwards, decided to leave his job at a local auto parts factory because he didn’t have enough time to post critical information about freshman Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and other Democratic women legislato...
Read full storyGinsburg Back In Court: Her Taxidermist Says “Ruthie Looks More Alive Than Ever”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mounting werewolves and roadkill kept business brisk at the taxidermy and animal shop that preserved Roy Rogers horse, Trigger. The same taxidermist who preserved Trigger, along with Dale Evans horse, Buttermilk, and their Germ...
Read full storyFederal Bureaucrat Reintroduction Project Deemed a Failure
A federal project designed to reintroduce the threatened population of bureaucrats (Bureacratus bureaucratus) to the private sector has been deemed a failure based on a new report by the Department of the Interior. The program was originally sche...
Read full storyCell phone found in puddle shows Guaido confused but ready for more input from US
Mr. Guaido’s cell phone and its lengthy texting found in a rain swamp yesterday has been confirmed as deriving from the self-proclaimed leader of Venezuela. The phone might have been flung into the puddle during a tempestuous moment in relations w...
Read full storyWar on Insects edges closer to victory
For millenia, humans have had to contend with annoying insects buzzing and biting and crawling amongst us. From wasp stings to spiders in the bath, from bed bugs to flies everywhere. Finally, the war is nearing an end. Reports from around the worl...
Read full storyMan Can Still Remember Swap Shop Telephone Number
It's not unusual to remember people, places and events from one's childhood, but one man astonished his friends this week, by telling them that, off the top of his head, he could remember the telephone number for the 1970s Saturday morning children's...
Read full storyNo 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson
London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...
Read full storyScamatology Recruits Religious Groups from All Over the Universe to Protest A & E Broadcasts
Clearly Mental, FL The Cult of Scamatology has been gathering religious groups from all over to protest with them what they are calling "great religious oppression." This started when the A&E Network ran programs exposing corruption, religiou...
Read full storyRicky Martin claims to not washing his hands
Ricky Martin confessed to never washing his hands since he was nine-years-old when Elton John touched his hands at a concert in New York City. Martin was in the front row at the concert when Elton John stopped playing the piano and stepped off st...
Read full storyBill Cosby Has an Epiphany in Prison and Declares Himself a Martyr
SCI Phoenix Correctional Facility In a statement given to his publicist, Cosby explained how he was in prison just because of his political views, just like Martin Luther King, Jr., Mahatma Gandhi, and Nelson Mandela. Cosby called his prison stay...
Read full storyBanksy Has Had A Change Of Perspective
Banksy, the mysterious mischievous anonymous street artist who has produced dozens of 'pieces' of street art, all over the world, has undergone a drastic change of perspective with his latest masterpiece. The Bristol artist, who regularly creeps o...
Read full storyBezos Takes Over National Enquirer and Merges it With Washington Post
Although it was thought that the National Enquirer would become the advertising insert of the venerable Washington Post, it turns out it is actually to become more of a print version of Amazon.com. Bezos has long envied the Enquirer's place on th...
Read full storyAI Can't Beat The Spoof With Stories
Various AI systems have been shown to write amazingly believable fake news, but in a survey people overwhelmingly believe The Spoof website can outperform the fastest AI. "I've read tons of shit The Spoof puked out and I'm telling you, nothing cou...
Read full storyRoyal Family Members Are Asked by "Certain High-Up Functionaries" If They Would Consider A Coup on the U.S. Executive Branch
Buckingham Palace In the interest of transparency, it was revealed {leaked} that a portion of the population (99.9%, i.e. everybody) in the U.S. would prefer having a member of the British Royal Family take over the Executive branch of the U.S. Gove...
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