Bill Cosby Has an Epiphany in Prison and Declares Himself a Martyr

Written by Al N.

Friday, 15 February 2019

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The Great Man contemplating pound cake.

SCI Phoenix Correctional Facility In a statement given to his publicist, Cosby explained how he was in prison just because of his political views, just like Martin Luther King, Jr., Mahatma Gandhi, and Nelson Mandela.

Cosby called his prison stay "an amazing experience," and that he felt no remorse, while calling on Will Smith, P. Diddy and Snoop Dogg to dutifully continue to write rap songs about the injustice of famous multi-victim rapists being locked up for no other reason than they are found guilty of felony rape by a jury of their peers.

Just because this was after more than 50 accusations, spreading over four decades, aimed at a man who toured the country lecturing on morals..

Mr. Cosby couldn't understand why the Black Lives Matter wasn't jumping on his cause and was sure that if somebody didn't do something soon to get him out of jail, he couldn't be responsible for the consequences.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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