Ricky Martin claims to not washing his hands

Written by King Kong

Friday, 15 February 2019

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*That* New York concert

Ricky Martin confessed to never washing his hands since he was nine-years-old when Elton John touched his hands at a concert in New York City.

Martin was in the front row at the concert when Elton John stopped playing the piano and stepped off stage to hold his hands and kiss him.

On the left-wing Ellen show, Martin claimed he wanted to keep the germs Elton John had left on his hands. He claims the Elton germs cannot be seen by the naked eye but he is sure they have been breeding on his hands and are still there.

The World Health Organization states that washing your hands protects against things such as food poisoning, flu and diarrhoea.

It recommends that individuals should spend about 20 seconds washing their hand after using the bathroom.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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