Local Man Retires Two Years Early to Spend More Time Fuming About Ocasio-Cortez on Social Media

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 15 February 2019

Lima, Ohio - A local man, Melvin Edwards, decided to leave his job at a local auto parts factory because he didn’t have enough time to post critical information about freshman Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and other Democratic women legislators on Facebook and Twitter.

Edwards explained his plans to a reporter outside a recent Trump rally in Columbus, which he attended with a few friends from Lima.

“My wife, neighbors and Facebook friends had no information about Ocasio-Cortez until I exposed them to dozens, if not hundreds, of her totally crazy beliefs and lies, as well as forwarding really good posts from reliable sources like Breitbart, Infowars, James Woods’ Twitter feed and Newsmax”, said Melvin.

“I could only spend a few hours a day on my quest because of job and family, but my retirement and divorce will take care of that”, continued Melvin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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