International Best-Selling Author Writes Another Book About Stress Management That Nobody Has Any Time To Read

Funny story: International Best-Selling Author Writes Another Book About Stress Management That Nobody Has Any Time To Read

Accomplished author, Bob Durning, recently wrote a 790-page book about stress management that nobody has any time to read. The number 1 hit seller, which has the potential of completely rocking the world of literature, is currently sitting in...

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Head-widening procedures increasing among youth, experts concerned

Funny story: Head-widening procedures increasing among youth, experts concerned

US experts are concerned about a steady rise in cosmetic procedures to widen the head and enlarge the eyes in mostly teen and preteen girls. Jennifer Smith is 12 years old, and she has been begging her parents for the last two years to get the upp...

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Governor Northam Claims Picture Is Sammy Davis Jr. And Frank Sinatra Singing “Mr. Bojangles.”

Funny story: Governor Northam Claims Picture Is Sammy Davis Jr. And Frank Sinatra Singing “Mr. Bojangles.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, despite admitting previously that he was one of the folks in the yearbook depicting a Black Face and a hooded Klansman, Virginia Governor Ralph Northam now denies he was in the picture. With everyone from Nancy Pe...

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Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

Funny story: Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site. This mo...

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Born-Again Baby in Boston

Funny story: Born-Again Baby in Boston

In more a medical miracle than an instance of evangelical fervor, South Boston became the (double-)birthplace of the nation’s first ever born-again baby, Robbie Fitzpatrick. While doctors are still struggling to pin down the scientific details. t...

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Look at the size of my fish...

Funny story: Look at the size of my fish...

Gary Thatcher Hogbottom, a single man of considerable means, is confused as to why the photos he puts up on Firestarter.web get him no attention from the opposite gender. 'I put up photos of all of the fish I catch,' said the balding, portly forty...

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Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border

Funny story: Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border

Several shops selling climbing equipment have opened in close proximity to the US/Mexico border, the Spoof understands. The shops are small units, but are well-stocked with a variety of professional climbing attire and tools. Amongst other items,...

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Television moves onto the sixth clone of Josh Widdicombe

Funny story: Television moves onto the sixth clone of Josh Widdicombe

It has been revealed that the world of television has moved on to its sixth clone of Josh Widdicombe. In related news, there have been 501 Piers Morgans, nine Kathryn Ryans and twelve Sara Pascoes. A television spokesman said 'These celebrities on...

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Woman Is Sick Of All The Drama At Work

Funny story: Woman Is Sick Of All The Drama At Work

A woman who works at an old people's home in the Potteries, says she is sick of all the drama at work, and is on the point of leaving. Carmen Boggins*, of Port Vale, says that everyone she works with is thick and, therefore: "prone to stupid ef...

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"Somebody Just Fucking Died, and You Will Never See Them Again" Not a Phrase Likely to Replace "Celebration of Life" at Funeral Services

Funny story: "Somebody Just Fucking Died, and You Will Never See Them Again" Not a Phrase Likely to Replace "Celebration of Life" at Funeral Services

A new study released by the International Institution of Profoundly Good, Superior, and Extremely Wonderful Information released a confidential report last Thursday indicating that the harsh realities of life will continually be covered up by lies, d...

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Overwhelmed, Unhappy, 'Burned-Out' Social Studies Teacher Goes Completely Berserk and Impales Numerous Community Members

Funny story: Overwhelmed, Unhappy, 'Burned-Out' Social Studies Teacher Goes Completely Berserk and Impales Numerous Community Members

Midwest. Wes Johnston, a 39-year-old Social Studies Teacher who seemed rather upset with the path he had chosen in life by earning a Master's Degree in Education instead of a Business Degree, went completely berserk last Thursday, after a parent cal...

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Super Bowl Is Imminent

Funny story: Super Bowl Is Imminent

After many days of nerve-jangling pacing-up-and-down like expectant fathers, the players, coaches and staff of both of these football teams can finally 'get ready to rumble' on Sunday, as Super Bowl LIII arrives on the scene! It's taken five month...

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Grantham Residents Practise Pulling Margaret Thatcher Statue From Its Moorings

Funny story: Grantham Residents Practise Pulling Margaret Thatcher Statue From Its Moorings

There's nothing like being prepared, and that's just what the residents of one Lincolnshire town had on their minds yesterday, as they got ready to fight back against authority, and show what they are made of. The townsfolk of Grantham, where the...

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Pete's Wood Awards Mr. Hymen Clit 'Employee of the Month' For January

Funny story: Pete's Wood Awards Mr. Hymen Clit 'Employee of the Month' For January

Portage County, Wisconsin. Pete's Wood, a lumber furniture factory that utilizes only the biggest and hardest wood in order to produce household furniture and outdoor composite decking boards, took a special moment last week to shine the employee sp...

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300-Pound Sow Kills French Noble In Fight Over Truffle

Funny story: 300-Pound Sow Kills French Noble In Fight Over Truffle

BILLINGSGATE POST: Never buy a pig in a poke. In the Provence region of France, an area known for being a source of truffles, a 300-pound sow named Bernadette fought her master to the finish in a battle over a black truffle. The northern part of th...

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