Los Angeles, California - (Litigation Mess): A civil lawsuit filed this morning says President Trump has committed gross plagiarism in his claims to The Wall.
Lawyers acting for former Pink Floyd band members allege Trump began abusing his presidential powers after o-deeing on the 1979 album ‘while mashed on stuff’ aboard ScareForce One.
LA court papers cite how the iconic album’s abandonment and isolation themes were most likely the result of ‘crappy political barriers’ during the great Mexican Dope Shortage of 1978-1981.
This morning’s presidential national emergency edict is likely to trigger a similar narcotic drought - unless a new Mexican bribery treaty can be put in place.
Commenting on the lawsuit, a Spoof lawyer told reporters there are uncanny similarities between the Trump Administration and the album’s rock opera.
These include a ‘hallucinatory on-stage performance’ by a neo-fascist dictator in hock to Nazi binmen - uh, bagmen! - inside the Kremlin.
Paul Manafort’s former bricklayer is mashed in PyongYang.