Written by Al N.

Friday, 15 February 2019

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Most disturbing were the alien attendees, including the Venusian Volleyball Worshippers and the Marcabian Racecar Religionists

Clearly Mental, FL The Cult of Scamatology has been gathering religious groups from all over to protest with them what they are calling "great religious oppression."

This started when the A&E Network ran programs exposing corruption, religious deception, false imprisonment, and illegal fundraising tactics in the cult. And that was just in the first 15 minutes of the show!

Some of the groups that have been picketing with the Scamatology Cult, according to a press release by the Cult, include the Junior Snake Charmers of Riverside, the League of Incredible Evangelicals, the United Church of Intimidation, the Indentured Servants of the Sea Org, the He-Man Xenu-Haters club, and the Violent Disciples of Peace are just a few of the groups represented.

Strangely, most of the group members seemed to have just joined the group a few days ago and had trouble remembering the name of their organization. Mutterings about "payments owed" were heard...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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