Husband and wife are not looking forward to the end of Poldark

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 9 August 2019

image for Husband and wife are not looking forward to the end of Poldark
Oh Captain Ross

Husband and wife Tim and Laura Preposition are not looking forward to the end of Poldark, and what it will mean to their Sunday nights.

Tim 37, and Laura, 42, like the rest of us, live in a world of Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and James Corden, and are not looking forward to a world without the glamorous lives in a small Cornwall mining community.

Laura only watches it for Captain Ross, and Tim for Demelza, but they both say they watch it for the storylines and scenery.

Tim said 'We don't know what we shall do now. It is so sad it is ending.'

Laura added 'I suppose something else will be on during the Autumn, though.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more