Trump/Republicans: "Only a Socialist Nutjob Would Offer Free Healthcare and College for All"

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Saturday, 3 August 2019

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Trump Meets with Netanyahu in Tel Aviv

Tel Aviv - President Donald Trump returned from a two-day trip to Israel, where he met with staunch U.S. ally and friend, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

Trump reiterated full support for Israeli policies. The middle-eastern country is the largest per-capita receiver of U.S. aid in the world, and its citizens enjoy many benefits provided by the US government, including free healthcare and college education.

Trump landed in Washington last night, and around 3 a.m. began his usual tweet storm from the Oval Office.

"Dems have gone insane again, medicare for all and free university education, who will pay for that?" he tweeted.

"AOC, Pocahantas and the crazy Dems want to give away the farm....very sad," he continued.

Senate ally, Lindsey Graham, backed the president this morning at a briefing. "I've never heard such wacky proposals as giving free medical insurance, and forgiving college debt. You're in the wrong town my friend!"

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