Breaking from Sky Sports Source at Bermondsey Pub: Last Minute Transfer Deal, Messi to Millwall

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Saturday, 3 August 2019

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Sky Sports: Messi to Millwall

London - A Sky Sports report based on an unnamed source quoted at an unnamed pub in Bermondsey, has reported that Lionel Messi will be sold to Millwall F.C. for a price to be announced this week.

The deal will be revealed on Monday, said the source. When asked to provide any further information, the source told the reporter to "sod off".

"It was thrilling to hear this news after searching for leads at every pub from Southwark to Greenwich," said the reporter on Sunday. "Sky Sports transfer window coverage is second to none, and I'm proud to be associated with it."

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