London - A Sky Sports report based on an unnamed source quoted at an unnamed pub in Bermondsey, has reported that Lionel Messi will be sold to Millwall F.C. for a price to be announced this week.
The deal will be revealed on Monday, said the source. When asked to provide any further information, the source told the reporter to "sod off".
"It was thrilling to hear this news after searching for leads at every pub from Southwark to Greenwich," said the reporter on Sunday. "Sky Sports transfer window coverage is second to none, and I'm proud to be associated with it."