Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump announced today that he will re-boot his old TV show, "The Apprentice," and it will be shot from the White House. On the new show, Trump will interview press secretaries, cabinet appointees, and any other of the countless White House jobs his appointees are quitting every day.
"I have had so many people say they miss my show, that I have once again decided to make America happy by bringing it back!" said Trump.
"Since all of the fake news networks don't know what will get them super ratings, the program will run on DailyMotion online and on Mom and Pop cable companies all throughout the nation!" Trump said.