Mar-A-Lago, FL "Well, it looks like people really admire my business acumen since they elected me President even though I've lost a billion dollars. So I've taken some time off from my grueling job as President to have a ghostwriter pen me a new book" said IS President, Donald Trump, about his latest literary venture.
"I guess it must be pretty inspiring for people to see me put out a new book, what with being a TV star too and now the president, as well. So, I'm donating all the proceeds from this book to my newly-formed Trump Foundation my son Barron will manage," Trump said.
