British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, looked decidedly uncomfortable at the end of the G7 conference in Biarritz yesterday, as he scratched furiously at his crotch area, in what experts say was a determined effort to battle a colony of crabs that has taken up residence there.
The mop-headed PM could be seen itching and gouging as he spoke to other delegates, before creeping off to the toilets to inspect his underpants to see what was crawling around inside them.
Johnson returned to the conference room some minutes later to deliver more drivel about his own personal intention to take the UK out of the EU at the end of October, come-what-may, then thrust his right hand down the front of his trousers once more as the 'little nippers' got busy on his testicles.
One unnamed delegate commented:
"It couldn't happen to a nicer man!"