GOP Expects Most Democrat Jewish Voters to Switch Parties After Trump Calls Them "Ignorant or Disloyal”

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Wednesday, 21 August 2019

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Trump Informs Jewish Voters they are "Ignorant" or "Disloyal"

Washington - Even though over twice the number of Jews in the United States are registered as Democrats, as opposed to Republicans, the hierarchy of the Republican Party is cheering the news that President Trump has informed those Jewish Democrats that they are "either ignorant or disloyal" in supporting the Democratic Party.

"We expect just about all of the Jewish registered voters to switch parties after the president pointed out how disloyal and ignorant they are. We have hired more community organizers, volunteers and phone operators to handle the onslaught of calls we expect to start immediately tomorrow, and then continuing for the next several weeks," said one GOP party official.

"This will dwarf the #walkaway movement," said another.

"I had no idea I was disloyal to the U.S., Israel or my faith, or just plain ignorant," said one Jewish man who identified himself as Democrat. "Thanks, Mr. Trump for freeing me of this burden. Where do I sign up to switch parties?"

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