“Me Too” Gerbil Claims “We Ain’t Gonna Take This Sitting Down.”

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 30 April 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: The stories of gerbils being used to sexually stimulate the lower end of the alimentary canal were largely thought to be apocryphal. However, gerbils who have escaped from their vile captors tell tales that have been corroborated by emergency room physicians who have freed these harmless rodents from their murky prison.

A few years ago it was revealed that Congressman Barney Frank’s roommate was running a gay escort service out of the basement of Barney's townhouse. While Mr. Frank denied having knowledge of this enterprise, he was never forgiven by animal lovers for handing out gerbils to his friends as party favors.

Emboldened by the “Me Too’ers” who have come out against both Hollywood heavies and political candidates, gerbils are finally saying “enough is enough.”

“We ain’t gonna take this sitting down.”

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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