Elderlies annoyed with reports on what they’re thinking about following demise
Starting with an article in Newsweek magazine yesterday, a wave of irritation and protest has surged throughout the elderly community. The Newsweek headline: “Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller’s report and they’re not...
Read full storyBarr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested
Senator Schumer has acknowledged that today’s news regarding Julian Assange did influence him in ordering the arrest of Attorney General William Barr. The senator “felt it highly necessary to follow this Assange precedent.” Early this morning t...
Read full storyFirst Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out
Following the astonishing release of the first ever images of a black hole, the late Dr Albert Einstein, the little-known theoretical physicist and Nobel prize winner, has spoken out today through clairvoyant conman medium Derek Acora. Mr Acora's spi...
Read full storyFilthy Sayings and Antics of The Taco Bell Dog
The Spoof is dedicated to maintaining the memory of the greatest pop culture moments in Western Civilization. In this week’s Pop Culture Flashback, we’d like to look back at one of advertising’s most popular mascots, the Taco Bell chihuahua. From 199...
Read full storyMan Looked A Right Twat At School Dancing Event
A man caught up in a school end-of-term celebration, was collared into taking part in some 'local dancing', and ended up looking like a right twat. Moys Kenwood was minding his own business watching the various antics provided by the children at t...
Read full storyHasbro Introduces New Adult Toy: Writer's Blocks
Long known for producing children's toy favorites like G.I Joe and Mr. Potato Head, manufacturing giant Hasbro has branched into the adult toy sector with its new series of Writer's Blocks,, geared toward aspiring authors and other creative types who...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Pogba Apprenticeship, Sun and Sangria, Gone in 39 Seconds, Not Maureen, Carroll Injury?
Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan agrees with out of work former manager Jose "Maureen" Mourinho, that £89million buy and World Cup winner, France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, is "not the finished deal." Phelan insists that Pogba should s...
Read full storyBarr Seizing All Leaked Copies of Unredacted Mueller Report
Capitol Hill. Washington, D. C. A week after whistleblower Etaoin Shrdlu announced that he had leaked the unredacted Mueller Report to congress and the media, no one has received a copy. There is a growing concern among Democrats that Attorney Genera...
Read full storyMan Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse
A man has revealed one of his most intimate secrets to people he does not know, on an internet website. Karl Mowton, 35, says that he used to finish off his turds by standing up to wipe his bottom, but now sits down to do so. "It's been a slow...
Read full storyMiddle Class Parents Glad Their Son Is Dropping Out Of College To Become A Correctional Officer In Order To Support Pregnant Girlfriend
Madison, Wisconsin. Thomas and Joanna Harper expressed nothing but sheer joy and profound happiness last Thursday when they learned that their son Brad, 22, is dropping out of UW-Madison in order to become a correctional officer after getting 21-yea...
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