Ted Cruz Bobblehead Night
Honoring the famous sons and daughters of Canada, the Flin Flon Flayers of the Provincial and Extra-Provincial League will host Ted Cruz Bobblehead Night on August 15th when thy take on the Moose Jaw Motherchuckers at 7:05 Canadian Prairie Time.
Read full storyDonald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border
Donald Trump was making a speech today near Brownsville, Texas, when he and his entire podium was swallowed up by a sink hole and a cloud of dust and smoke. Then through the smoke came a 5 pound rock with a note attached. It read: "Greetings Gring...
Read full storyDonald Trump Treated for Depression
A day after his dog was run over by a taco deliveryman in Palm Beach, The Donald has started taking large doses of Zoloft. Trump's dog, Niggard Lee, was flattened early Tuesday afternoon on Worth Avenue when Taco Expresso driver Jorge Cruz Lim...
Read full storyImmigrant arrested for stealing job.
A 30 year old Polish man has been arrested for coming over to Britain and stealing a 37 year old British man's job. The Polish man, who is yet to be named, had been in the role of stacking shelves in a warehouse for approximately eight years befor...
Read full storyThe Case Against Technology- Part 10: Boats
Boats The invention of the boat was another manifestation of man's proclivity to retain his inner animal. In this case it's the fish. Due to the abundance of water on the planet it was difficult to avoid. The main problem with boats is that they sink and people tend to drown as a result. This can be expected from a vessel invented thousand of years ago. Still they remain a popular mode of t...
Read full storyThe Case Against Technology- Part 9: Aircraft
AIRCRAFT If man were meant to fly he would have been born with wings is an old cliché that still holds true today. Nevertheless people continue to defy natural law trying to do what they were not meant to do -- with disastrous results. Aircraft were invented by people who were afraid of water so they decided to use the sky instead. Their fear of drowning blinded them to the hazards of gravity.
Read full storyThe Case Against Technology- Part 8: Motor Vehicles
Motor Vehicles Automobiles- The term automobile was coined as a marketing spin to imply that this was a self-powered vehicle that provided automatic mobility. The name designation had a two-fold function: The first car companies faced a difficult challenge trying to get horse & buggy drivers to upgrade to the newfangled motorized vehicle, and needed to change public perception about the ben...
Read full storyThe Case Against Technology- Part 7: Animal Transport
Animal Transport Horse-Drawn Carriages- After centuries of men riding around on top of horses, camels, and even elephants, someone made them all look like fools by inventing an innovative alternative by attaching a simple car behind a horse, and voila! The horse and buggy was born. It was a somewhat substantial advance in transportation, but like most new technologies it was fatally flawed.
Read full storyThe Case Against Technology- Part 7: Mass Transit
Mass Transit Systems Buses- Buses are the preferred vehicle of perverts because urban commuters pack into these smog-belching behemoths like sardines. It's the ideal environment to squeeze up against sexy women with impunity. Subways- Subway trains slither through the dark urban underground tunnels like a venomous snakes with a gut full of vermin. At the snake pit station passengers are pic...
Read full storyThe Case Against Technology- Part 6: Nuclear Power
NUCLEAR POWER Here's textbook example of science gone awry. They thought it seemed like a good thing at the time; storage and disposal of the radioactive waste from this exciting new technology can be dealt with later when the next generation can invent an exciting new technology to deal with the problem - a classic case of kicking the can down the road. But in this case they're kicking the buc...
Read full storyThe Cast Against Technology- Part 5: Fossil Fuels
FOSSIL FUELS Like the dinosaurs these filthy fuels should have stayed buried underground. But true to form, energy companies dredged them up from hell to burn us all to hell. Oil- This grimy goop represents the filthy slime of the industry executives who suck the sludge up from dwindling reserves without reservation. The drilling method is a perverted ritual that symbolizes a gargantuan mas...
Read full storyThe Cast Against Technology- Part 4: Electricity
ELECTRICITY The industrial dynamics of society and civilization at large is powered by electrical energy. As ubiquitous as it is, and as dependent as we are on it, it is the most used yet least understood type of energy we have. Although we learned how to harness it to a certain extent, we have not quite mastered it because the laws of physics cannot explain exactly how it works. Despite our to...
Read full storyThe Cast Against Technology- Part 2: Science
SCIENCE Science is a two-headed sword. Beneficial yet usually misused, with dire consequences. In the recent past scientists insisted that the earth was a flat planet located at the center of the universe, the only planet anywhere with life on it. Those who subscribed to that belief were called The Flat Earth Society. Anyone who suggested otherwise was ridiculed or ignored by the stubbornly sel...
Read full storyThe Cast Against Technology- Part 1
TECHNOLOGY Technology holds the potential for world peace, prosperity and a perfect utopian society. But the promise of progress is turns out to be a double-dealing deception threatening the future of all humanity. The betrayal of trust by mad scientists has created enormous obstacles to real scientific progress and caused some of the most menacing problems of society. If this is no accident an...
Read full storyThe Cast Against The Media- Part 5: TV
Television TV is one of the most hideous devices ever invented. It alone is responsible for wasting away the lives of human beings who view the screen for hours each day. They think it is entertainment but the joke's on them because while they watch sitcoms, game shows, and commercials, they're being brainwashed like mindless zombies. People love to watch television because they hate their real...
Read full storyThe Cast Against The Media- Part 4: Radio
Radio What was once hailed as revolutionary communication innovation became nothing but a nuisance. Radio seemed like a good idea at the time but later it proved to be a dangerous device in the hands of the wrong people-and it seems like only the wrong people use it. Deadly radio waves permiate the atmosphere wreaking unseen havoc everywhere. Music- Radio music programming was once a huge c...
Read full storyThe Case Against The Media- Part 3: Print
PRINT For centuries print media was the dominant form of mass communication in the world with a plethora of publication genres that continue to spread the written word, including disinformation, bald-faced lies, rumors, and innuendo. Civilization is replete with libraries of lies that house history's documents of deception and digests of deceit. It chronicles a culture of catastrophic calamity.
Read full storyThe Case Against The Media- Part 2: Programming
PROGRAMMING Media per se is not necessarily the problem-it's the programming that it spews into the social conscience every second of every minute of every hour of every day, week after week, month after month, every year, decade after decade, and so forth, forever until the end of the world-which may come soon due to programming. The most negative factors are emotional trauma caused by the...
Read full storyThe Case Against The Media- Part 1
THE MEDIA The key features of the Media problem are: · Wastes many years of life consuming content · Print media kills trees causing deforestation · Toxic ink from print media pollutes environment · Trivial content distracts away from relevant issues · Spreads propaganda that is harmful to society · Publishes and distributes biased articles · Instigates violent hostility t...
Read full storyThe Case Against Education- Part 6: Administration
ADMINISTRATION Crimes of the educational establishment are planned and perpetrated by wicked weasels who can't get real jobs like responsible adults, so they make a career out of exploiting helpless little children who are victims at the mercy of these despicable administrators. Out of all the people in society school administrators are on the biggest power trip because they have hundreds of st...
Read full storyThe Case Against Education- Part 3: Tests
TESTS The term "test" is derived from the root word "testicle", because it is a ball-busting challenge for students. The mere thought about taking a test induces feelings of stress and anxiety which can weaken the immune system and lead to serious illness and even suicide. Teachers know this and use tests as a subtle, yet sadistic, form of torture. Some days when they are in a good mood they wi...
Read full storyThe Case Against Education- Part 2: Curriculum
CURRICULUM The subject matter of a course is like the dogma of a religion. Students are indoctrinated with propaganda disguised as factual information. From the start of school in the morning they are made to memorize mass amounts of data which they forget by the end of the day. The typical curriculum is a structured lesson plan to help facilitate the process of brainwashing students in an orde...
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EDUCATION The purpose of education is to teach us everything there is to know so we can be smart enough to solve all of our problems. The over-abundance of problems proves that the academic establishment has not only failed, but is a total farce that only teaches people how to excel at stupidity. Educators should be held accountable for their incompetence, irresponsibility, and dereliction of d...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 10: Fishing
Fishing Fishermen are people who want to call themselves Sportsmen but lack the necessary athletic ability to participant in other sports. Fish are a captive prey trapped in a body of water with nowhere else to go, and are easy targets for even the most inept human predator. Fishermen are also known as anglers because they always have an angle, and never a straightforward approach to the sport...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 9: Hunting
Hunting In modern civilization there is absolutely no reason to hunt or fish. Such sports are retrogressive compulsions to return to our primitive subhuman origin and are popular among people with lower levels of intellect. They fear the challenging changes of urban integration that comes with rapid evolutionary advancement so they try to escape and seek refuge in the wild. In their ultimate a...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 8: Cockfighting
Cockfighting With perversion as the defining feature throughout all of Sportsdom, is it any wonder that men raise their cocks, stick them in a pit and get extremely excited as the creatures bite and claw each other to death. Bull fights and dog fights are somewhat understandable, but why on earth would anyone be interested in a cock fight? The answer is simple: Because they are the most depriv...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 7: Bullfighting
Bullfighting This sport symbolizes the fight of good against evil, or truth against falsehood. The bullfighter, known as the Matador, represents the good truth, and the bull represents the evil lies (bullshit). The term Matador comes from the root mat at the door , or doormat, suggesting a thing to clean one's shoes after stepping into a pile of bullshit. The symbolism of the sport is as f...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 5: Rodeo
Rodeo This decidedly animalistic sport is a rowdy remnant from the old Wild West with whippersnapper cowboys, cattlemen, and clowns-all assembled in a round ring of detritus and dung. With nothing better to do on a Saturday night drunk and lonely cowpoke flexed their machismo and challenged their fellow herdsman to compete for the worthiness of mating with the choicest livestock. To defend t...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 6: Cheating
Cheating Sports are a just another form of entertainment that needs to attract and hold the interest of an audience so it can sell tickets and advertising. If it's not exciting it's not entertaining, and that's bad for business. The truth is that most sports, especially baseball, are just plain boring. With broadcasters competing for viewers, the pressure to increase the entertainment factor is...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 4: Games
Games For as long as games have been played philosophers and intellectuals have wondered why they are played. Subsequent to centuries of careful deliberation the consensus has concluded that the only rationale is because game playing is the opposite of doing work. It's what young people do before they are competent enough to do actual work. It's what infants do because that's all they're able t...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 3: Losers
Losers One of the main problems with Sports is that it creates a culture of losers. At the end of the season, out of all of the teams and players, only a few are winners. The rest are all pathetic losers. No matter how big and strong they are, when they lose each and every one of them is despised by the cheerleaders, and must suffer the degradation and humiliation of being booed by tens of thou...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports Part 2: Fans
FANS Fans are solely responsible for the scourge of sports in society. It is their money that supports the entire industry, and it is their over-exuberant zeal that makes it seem interesting and attracts others to become new fans. Their guilt is proven beyond a shadow of doubt so we can blame it all on them. They are the culprits behind this ongoing worldwide criminal enterprise and must be pro...
Read full storyThe Case Against Sports- Part 1
Sports spawn a plethora of problems including: · Wastes energy on adolescent activities · Wastes money purchasing tickets and memorabilia · Wastes money funding athletic programs in schools · Wastes money betting on losers - including yourself · Distracts students away from academic studies · Disrupts social harmony by fomenting rivalries · Perpetrates gambling and other cr...
Read full storyPolitical Science 101: Economics
ECONOMICS In order to understand the relationship between politics and economics one must know the historical context. The economy is based on industry, and industry is based on production. So to find the origin of the economy we must trace it back to the source, when early man first philosophized about the meaning of life and his place in the universe. Two things he knew for sure: he had to...
Read full storyPolitical Science 101: Parties
Political Parties Politicians use the fun-sounding term "party" to mask the true nature of their tyrannical groups involved with plotting ploys and scheming scams in an unrelenting battle to feed their insatiable appetite for power. Out in public it's all smiles, handshakes and baby kissing. But behind closed doors their true colors show, but no one sees because they're in smoke filled rooms.
Read full storyPolitical Science 101: Politicians
Politicians Politicians have always been among the most diabolical villains on earth. Most are just mouthpieces or figureheads especially skilled at schmoozing, boozing, and losing elections. Those who win become puppets of their special interest handlers who bribe them with cash and other amenities. It's no joke when politicians smugly utter the famous quote, "Money is the mother's milk of...
Read full storyThe Case Against Television: Part 6 - Soap Operas
Soap Operas- These low budget drama series were once used as an early springboard to launch the careers of some big stars. That was before the pornography film industry was deregulated. Now, soap operas are receptacles for washed up has-beens and sex partners of the show's producers. The contemporary soap operas do not enjoy the popularity that their early predecessors once did because the she...
Read full storyThe Case Against Television: Part 5 - Game Shows
Game Shows- The scourge of games is so entrenched in our culture that its no surprise TV games shows are a big hit, and a big problem of society. The attraction of these shows appeals to some of our basest animal instincts; money, material possessions, fame, etc. It's all self-satisfaction and greed gratification in all it's glory televised from coast to coast into the homes of homely housewiv...
Read full storyThe Case Against Television: Part 4 - Sitcoms
Sitcoms- Sitcom fans are very depressed people because their lives are so sad and boring. They seek refuge in sitcoms where it appears that the characters are having a fun time, or at least a less boring time than the viewer. The viewer wants to ignore the fact that the characters are highly paid actors faking it, pretending that the sitcom is real life, in effect lying. The viewer wants to...
Read full storyThe Case Against Television: Part 3 - Reality TV
Reality TV- This latest TV trend is sometimes interesting but usually boring because it accurately presents the boring activities of the people on the show. It's popular because ordinary boring people can relate to it, and the networks love it because it's always a fast and easy low budget production. Producers figure that if you shoot enough home movies you're bound to catch something worth b...
Read full storyThe Case Against Television: Part 2 - The Nightly News
The Nightly News- TV newscasts are part tabloid, part propaganda, part PR and part lies. It's not just news; it's a sophisticated tool like a software program that manipulates the audience by suggestion and deception. If you watch closely you'll notice how they use mental tricks to control viewers. Talking heads must sit behind a desk because their lower bodies underdeveloped. News ancho...
Read full storyPolitical Science 101: Government Systems Part 3: Totalitarianism
Totalitarianism This is the tyrannical dictator's system of choice. Wildly popular among fascist states and royal monarchies around the world because it seizes and maintains power the easy way -- by brute force. Still ruthless rulers become role models that their subjects aspire to be - due to wishful thinking or delusions of grandeur, or both. These leaders are excellent examples of the...
Read full storyPolitical Science 101: Government Systems Part 2: Communism
Communism In theory this is an all-for-one, one-for-all, universally equitable type of utopia fantasized about in every socialist's wet dream. It appealed to the proletariat peasantry as an ideological alternative to their bourgeoisie baron slave masters. It looked good on paper but poor branding doomed it from the start when Western PR propaganda portrayed its hammer & cycle logo to sy...
Read full storyTrump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.
Trump said something inflammatory directed at someone. That someone said something back, Trump doubled down and said more negative stuff back at person who initially said something to Trump. Then Trumpity trump trump trumped the trump, after trum...
Read full storyLittle Divot Man Receives World's First Full Eye Transplant, Instantly Becomes Peeping Tom
We've all heard about people receiving organ transplants and then experiencing a change in personality, or even that woman who got a new arm only to be strangled to death by it, but imagine being the world's first recipient of a full eye transplant o...
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