The Case Against Sports- Part 7: Bullfighting

Written by Dick Sheerer

Wednesday, 22 July 2015


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This sport symbolizes the fight of good against evil, or truth against falsehood. The bullfighter, known as the Matador, represents the good truth, and the bull represents the evil lies (bullshit). The term Matador comes from the root mat at the door , or doormat, suggesting a thing to clean one's shoes after stepping into a pile of bullshit.

The symbolism of the sport is as follows: The macho matador is forced to wear a gay outfit that misrepresents him as a homosexual. This is the falsehood that he must defend his manhood against to win the respect and admiration of all the women in the audience. But as costume clad doormat stained with bullshit he has an uphill battle. To make matters worse the matador must tempt the bull by casting a seductive gaze and waving a red cape.

The bull symbolizes a horny homosexual in pursuit of having sexual contact with the matador. His sharp horns represent penises that symbolize sexual penetration if they make contact with the matador. Even though a bull rarely strikes a matador, the spectacle of the whole affair indicates that the matadors are most likely gay, but they avoid the bullhorns so as not to be impaled in front of a live audience.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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