Trump said something inflammatory directed at someone. That someone said something back, Trump doubled down and said more negative stuff back at person who initially said something to Trump.
Then Trumpity trump trump trumped the trump, after trumping the trumpification of the trump trump. Finally, Trump decided to trump out the trump after really trumping the trump, finally Trump studies trumpology and trumpanetics, follows trumpology. Now I'm off to watch Forrest Gump, oops I mean Trump.
Still only at 80 words, what words can be added to make the minimum? Something that rhymes with centrifugal pump, oh wait, I know, Trump.