The Case Against Technology- Part 7: Mass Transit

Funny story written by Dick Sheerer

Wednesday, 22 July 2015

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The Human Worm Hole

Mass Transit Systems

Buses- Buses are the preferred vehicle of perverts because urban commuters pack into these smog-belching behemoths like sardines. It's the ideal environment to squeeze up against sexy women with impunity.

Subway trains slither through the dark urban underground tunnels like a venomous snakes with a gut full of vermin. At the snake pit station passengers are picked up, swallowed whole then digested in transit and defecated at their designated stop.

The term "locomotive" means "crazy motivation", and that just about sums up the idea behind this engineering farce. It seems as though they deliberately tried to invent a machine that was optimized for inefficiency just so they could claim it a success.

Ferries- This early mode of transportation never gained popularity among the general public due to the social taboo against homosexuality.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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