Sports spawn a plethora of problems including:
· Wastes energy on adolescent activities
· Wastes money purchasing tickets and memorabilia
· Wastes money funding athletic programs in schools
· Wastes money betting on losers - including yourself
· Distracts students away from academic studies
· Disrupts social harmony by fomenting rivalries
· Perpetrates gambling and other criminal activity
· Has violent physical contact causing injury & death
· Produces sweat, saliva, and other body fluids
· Causes eye strain by watching it too much
· Causes jock itch, foot fungus, and yeast infections
· Causes mouth and throat cancer from chewing tobacco
· Causes illness and disease from steroid abuse
· Players rape & kill friends and family members
· Players eventually become losers no matter what.
· Makes players perverts by playing with their balls
· Same-sex teams discriminate against opposite sexes
