Letters to Santa: A Proposal from the Queen of Twerk

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Friday, 22 November 2013


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Dear Santa

Well, I've been a bad, bad girl. ;)

I'm sure you already knew that though.

This year has been fantastically crazy for me. I did my twerk thing at the VMA's. I smoked Kush on stage in Europe. I swung on a wrecking ball stark naked in a video. I posed nearly nude for photo op after photo op. Oh, it has been a thrill.

I know I disappointed a few people, but what do they know? I'm just a girl trying to make her way in this world. It's been good for me.

I don't need anything as far as "toys". As you could probably tell from the VMA footage, I have all that I need.

No, I'd just like to propose a deal, a publicity opportunity for BOTH OF US. What do you think of me twerking on you, on video? I think it will take my career to the next level and keep you in the public eye also.

Now, I know that you have that wholesome image to keep up, but you and I both know that in order to keep up in these fast times, you gotta spice it up once in awhile. If you're down, let me know. If not you, maybe some of your elves would be interested in a little extra pay for the holiday season.

Hit me up!

Love ya!

Miley Cyrus

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