Written by Bureau

Thursday, 14 November 2013

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That's what happens when you just glance at something on television. I flipped back through the channels and it clearly read Miley Cyrus Dad! But I stopped and watched awhile. Being a reporter, I was interested in what Billy Ray had to say.

They were asking him about his daughter's antics lately and he stated that she was an adult and she did as she pleased. He said that it gets weird when you're out there and people are watching whatever you do.

"I think she was trying to get rid of Hannah Montana once and for all."

"I myself got a break with Achy Breaky Heart, a freak song that a friend wrote after seeing the floor about to give way under Wynonna Judd as she was dancing and signing where I was the opening act. Although the floor never broke, my friend sure wrote what turned out to be a #1 hit song."

"Truth be known, I was doing a little tail-shaking myself back then."

"So I owe my success to a freak accident."

"You know what? I don't think I ever thanked Wynonna.

"Thank You!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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