The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Caught Fire

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 14 November 2013

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Lady Gaga says that Perez Hilton is jealous that she looks better in a dress than he does. (Photo by Bill O'Reilly).

HOLLYWOOD - Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton loves to take shots at celebrities but the sidesaddle-riding tenderfoot has shown many times that he can dish it out but he can't take it.

He has degraded, demeaned, and insulted many Tinsel Towners over the years and because of that demeanor he has become known as The Annoying Chihuahua.

In his latest outburst he said that Lady Gaga does not need to be showing off her naked body because it looks very manly.

He said that she is perpetuating the on going rumor that she is really a he.

Perez added that Alec Baldwin and Jaime Foxx each have a more feminine looking body than Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga has responded by saying that Perez Hilton is so in love with himself that he really needs to see about marrying himself.

She pointed out that she hopes that Mr. Hilton never has to go to prison because if he does he will become the biggest prison ho in the history of prison ho's.

In Other News. Sarah "Snowflake" Palin told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that she is taking a geography course over the Internet in hopes that she no longer sounds stupid as hell when she makes geographical comments and remarks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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