President Admits He Screwed Up On Insurance

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Thursday, 14 November 2013

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Finally bowing to pressure from his own Political Party, President Barack Obama on Thursday announced changes to his health care law to give insurance companies the option to "keep offering consumers plans that would otherwise be canceled or...I can't make this out. Hacked again?"

The President then stated that although he's admitting that he screwed up, it wasn't his fault but those who told him the plan was a good one and would work.

"That just shows to go you that you need to check personally on these things before passing them into law."

Mr. Obama appeared lost and stopped to hum awhile and kept glancing at his White House spokesman but he only shrugged.

"We'll talk about this some more tomorrow", he stated. "Meanwhile, I'll personally back up my own words that I went back on. You can get your insurance anywhere you like.........why don't you pick out somebody else to look at and I'll join you."

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