Athiests proven right - God certainly is not on the bus

Funny story: Athiests proven right - God certainly is not on the bus

The Athiests who have been pushing the "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life" campaign have offered definitive proof to back their campaign regarding the existence, or lack of existence of God. Their spokesman, Dr Profess...

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Gary Barlow announces Y-Factor talent show for BBC1

Funny story: Gary Barlow announces Y-Factor talent show for BBC1

Gary Barlow, one of the blokes from former boy - now man - band - "Take That", announced today that he is bringing a new and unique talent show to BBC1 in the Spring. Called the Y-Factor, this new show will be attempting to unearth some new talent...

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Lousy Christmas blamed on Santa

Funny story: Lousy Christmas blamed on Santa

After weeks of hoping for a Christmas miracle, worldwide retail chains confirmed today that they suffered one of the lousiest holiday shopping seasons in decades. Matters were made worse by the absence of one S. Claus, longtime resident of the N...

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"Gethsemane and Beyond" - release date announced.

Funny story: "Gethsemane and Beyond" - release date announced.

A new press statement from publishers Blume & Bialistock proclaims that the widely anticipated second book by 2008 year old veteran Jesus of Nazareth, "Gethsemane and Beyond", will be in bookstores around the world in time for Easter. Signings wi...

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Preparing for Parenthood part 2

Funny story: Preparing for Parenthood part 2

Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an octopus and four pairs of knee-high socks. Attempt to put all the socks on the octopus. Time allowed for this - all morning. Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and a can of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper roller. Using only tape and a piece of foil, turn it into a Christmas ornament. Last, take...

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Global Recession Hits Japanese Car Firm, Executive Disembowels Self

Funny story: Global Recession Hits Japanese Car Firm, Executive Disembowels Self

SAN FRANCISCO - Hideki Tojota, vice president and primary stockholder of Japan's top automobile manufacturer, committed Hari Kari Wednesday afternoon upon learning the predicted first operating loss in 70 years for the company was unavoidable. Dee...

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Kevin Costner OK After Sudden Illness

Funny story: Kevin Costner OK After Sudden Illness

According to reports out of Hollywood, Kevin Costner was on his way to a meeting around noon on Monday when suddenly he began to feel very ill. In fact, he felt so bad, he had to pull off the road and call 911. Meanwhile waiting for EMTs to arr...

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New gospel - "In His own Words" - a bestseller

Funny story: New gospel - "In His own Words" - a bestseller

A press release from publishers Blume & Bialistock said that the new "Gospel according to Jesus - in His own words" has become #1 New York Times Bestseller. A spokesperson for the 2008 year old veteran said, "Jesus (pron. 'Geesuss', not 'Heysu...

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Blago's Next Salvo at DEMS: I May Remember Authenticating Barry's Birth Certificate,But Give Me a Minute, Will Ya?"

Funny story: Blago's Next Salvo at DEMS: I May Remember Authenticating Barry's Birth Certificate,But Give Me a Minute, Will Ya?"

Chicago,Il./ Sun Times - Not since the days of George Patton racing to free US soldiers trapped in the Battle of the Bulge, have political historians seen such a fast moving offensive as that launched in recent days by Illinois' indicted Governor, R...

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Letter To TheSpoof.com Internet Magazine Editor

Funny story: Letter To TheSpoof.com Internet Magazine Editor

Dear TheSpoof.com Magazine Editor, This here is Wiley Beery and I live out on the Huntsville Road in Montgomery County. Please run this letter in your Letters to the Editor department of your internet magazine. Maybe you can help me out here. I keep writing to the Lieutenant General Store about a stain remover they sold me for my carpet. It was a Hu Stain Remover. I wrote to the Lieut...

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Obama Names Bruce Springsteen To Be Secretary of Music

Funny story: Obama Names Bruce Springsteen To Be Secretary of Music

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama has just appointed rock legend Bruce Springsteen to head the newly established U.S. Department of Music. Springsteen who has had a dozen songs make it into the Top Ten was notified while he was perfo...

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Bart Simpson Arrested For Murdering Parents

Funny story: Bart Simpson Arrested For Murdering Parents

Springfield PA-- Bart Simpson was arrested today at the blood-soaked home of his parents by Springfield police. Simpson, 52, is charged with bludgeoning Homer and Marge Simpson to death with a stale donut. Police say Bart Simpson will be charged wi...

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New London Airport - A Twist to Da Vinci Code

Funny story: New London Airport - A Twist to Da Vinci Code

Gordon 'Dan' Brown made an announcement today in PMQ that Biggin Hill was to become the New London Airport. Due to the popularity of the book and film it will be renamed "Da Vinci Airport" and is expected to become one of the busiest terminals in...

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Northern U.S. Prepares for Record Lows

Funny story: Northern U.S. Prepares for Record Lows

Dateline: Milwaukee, Wisconsin. - Unprepared for impact by a circling low pressure storm previously centered over Alaska, the Northern United States will encounter record low temperatures as the Arctic blast passes over Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michi...

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Surprising Long-Term Effects of Hokey Pokey

Funny story: Surprising Long-Term Effects of Hokey Pokey

Just under sixty years after the invention of that favorite dance, the Hokey Pokey, during the late 1940's, evidence has appeared that people have paid dearly for their silly, shallow, so-called dance. "Mrs. Abigail Flyswatter of Newcastle's knees...

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Gazza for Gaza City

Funny story: Gazza for Gaza City

Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne is heading for the Middle East to finish off his career. Gaza City FC manager, Abdul Al Newcastali made the announcement today from under the terraces of the city stadium, where he was sheltering from incoming tank fire. "At...

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Vatican changes date of Christmas

In a surprise statement from the Vatican, the Pope has declared that Christmas will now in future be celebrated on 1st December. Three wise men noticed a heavenly alignment of Venus, Jupiter and a crescent moon at the beginning of last month as a...

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Cold War - the Russian solution to Global Warming

Funny story: Cold War - the Russian solution to Global Warming

Vlad Putin, the Russian Premier, declared today that cutting off gas supplies to the Ukraine and Europe was his solution to Global Warming. In a statement from his hunting trip in Ukraine with Sarah Palin, Vlad said, "We freeze our bollocks off ev...

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New 50th State Lottery

Funny story: New 50th State Lottery

Following his re-sale of Alaska to the Russians, Gov. Blogojevich announced a World Lottery to choose the new 50th State of the Union. When it was pointed out that his unilateral actions had nullified the flag and many people's collections of Stat...

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Cristiano Ronaldo In Ferrari Smash

Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo In Ferrari Smash

Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo was at the centre of a new controversy today, when the Portugeezer ploughed his Ferrari into a pillar in a tunnel at Manchester Airport. The whinger was leaving Ringway, when he lost concentration, and smashed...

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Spooky echo of Enron's J Clifford Baxter suicide as Chicago real estate power broker found dead?

Funny story: Spooky echo of Enron's J Clifford Baxter suicide as Chicago real estate power broker found dead?

Chicago, Illinois - (AssoCIAted Conspiracy Mess): An 'Enronesque' copycat suicide? The wild and baseless theory is being mooted in Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's troubled Chicago home town with the news that influential real estate mogul St...

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English cricket team manager names new coach

Funny story: English cricket team manager names new coach

Following the resignations and sackings at the English Cricket Team, the team manager, Howe Zatt, today announced the new team coach. After a night-long session reviewing CVs and specifications, and countless re-runs of the Mike Lamb/Ian Botham Br...

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The Blind Leading the Stupid: Obama Adds Another Layer of Waste In Order To Cut Down Waste in Government!

Funny story: The Blind Leading the Stupid: Obama Adds Another Layer of Waste In Order To Cut Down Waste in Government!

Washington/DC/ Pork Barrel Gazette - It's Official! You have to waste more money and increase bureaucratic inefficiency in order to find out why you are wasting more money and being inefficient in Washington! President Elect Barack Obama, who fa...

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Blagojevich Sells Alaska

Funny story: Blagojevich Sells Alaska

Governor Blagojevich today announced that he has brokered a deal to sell Alaska back to Russia. Using family connections, he has arranged that an undisclosed sum will be paid though his intermediary - the Junior Senator for Ilinshetia. Part of the...

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Astronomer Discovers Ass On Mars

Funny story: Astronomer Discovers Ass On Mars

(Washington DC)-- Astronomer Richard C. Hogland announced he's discovered an 'ass' on Mars. Mr. Hogland is best known for discovering the 'Face on Mars' many years ago. He noted the ass is exactly 180 degrees from the Cydonia plain, where the Face...

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Pirates of the Caribbean - New Treasure Map found

Funny story: Pirates of the Caribbean - New Treasure Map found

A 21C map purportedly showing the location of a hoard of treasure from the infamous career of Pirate 'Sticky Micky' has recently been discovered. However, efforts to recover any riches have so far been unsuccessful. All that has been found is a fragm...

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Welly Thief Almost Got Away With It

Funny story: Welly Thief Almost Got Away With It

Police armed with Tasers were almost foiled by a thief wearing Wellington boots. Police were called to the Gorton branch of the TSB in the early hours of yesterday morning when the alarm was tripped. The station only being a hundred metres away, o...

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Rights Fight Bites!

Funny story: Rights Fight Bites!

Hollywood,Ca. - Relatives of Stooge Curly Howard were in court again today, seeking damages for unauthorized use of their famous relative's name by French fry manufacturers. "Every one of these companies which sell or manufacture "Curly Fries" ow...

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Simon Cowell Saves the Economy

Funny story: Simon Cowell Saves the Economy

Some wealthy part of the countryside, England- Despite doom and gloom on the high street, the government's new road map out of the recession is coming to fruition thanks to Simon Cowell and his purchase of a huge £10m mansion. The recently knight...

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Rude English Street Names to Go

Funny story: Rude English Street Names to Go

Pratts District Council wants to clean up its highway designations, hence road and street names with rude connotations could soon be banned around Sussex to avoid "deliberate misinterpretation". But throughout England streets with names like 'Grop...

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The Circus Without a Tent

Funny story: The Circus Without a Tent

International critics today slated the Israeli-Palestinian Truce as being more at Scent than Substance. Israel has agreed on 'the principles' of a ceasefire proposal, raising hopes for the Palestinian militants in Gaza of a chance to fully rearm t...

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Flynt, Francis to Assist Federal Government in Sperm Bank Bailout

Funny story: Flynt, Francis to Assist Federal Government in Sperm Bank Bailout

WASHINGTON, D.C. - When Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild filmmaker Joe Francis traveled to Washington to ask for $5 billion in bailout money, their expectations weren't exactly high. To their surprise, Congress offered them a deal i...

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Download Speeds set to soar

Funny story: Download Speeds set to soar

Virgin Media is set to unleash a remarkable breakthrough in internet speeds. Currently they are marketing their fifty megabit broadband, but waiting in the wings is the next generation broadband that will make fifty megabit look like twenty-eight kil...

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Bushisms For Your Xmas Crackers

Funny story: Bushisms For Your Xmas Crackers

Making your own Christmas crackers for next year, and need a saying, a motto, a proverb or even a song title? Then why not dip into these Bushisms for that bit of paper that always ends up under the table, along with George Bush: 'When in Rome, do as the Romanians do' 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it stink' 'Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but you...

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Obama Does Lunch With Almost Dead White Men Presidents

Funny story: Obama Does Lunch With Almost Dead White Men Presidents

BH Obama looked like a sleek black crow trooping with whitehaired dopes when he did lunch with the fast fading menagerie of former US Presidents. The midday meal turned into a fiasco of repasts as the ex presidents each performed disgracefully.

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Lamb Vindaloo Named Surgeon General by Spice Loving Obama

Funny story: Lamb Vindaloo Named Surgeon General by Spice Loving Obama

The 1950's was dubbed the Age of Anxiety and the 20 oughts have been called the Age of Obesity. Spice loving President elect Obama has taken a cue from the times and has named a hot and savory South Indian dish to be US Surgeon General. Critics h...

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London Buses: A One Way Ticket to Hell

Funny story: London Buses: A One Way Ticket to Hell

Londoners have been griping about conditions on the double deckers for years now but conditions have gravely worsened since the city has accepted ads from the Atheist Association. A British unbeliever took offense at a Christian advertisement on a Lo...

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Get Hitched by a Guliani Fake in NYC's Refurbished City Hall Chapel of Love

Funny story: Get Hitched by a Guliani Fake in NYC's Refurbished City Hall Chapel of Love

If you're going to the chapel and you're goin' to get married...going to the chapel of love? Why not tie the knot in the newly renovated NY City Hall Chapel of Love. Why go to Vegas and have some beer reaking Elvis officiate at your marital fiasco wh...

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Formaldehyde Martini cocktails

Funny story: Formaldehyde Martini cocktails

NEW YORK, NY - Dr. Rockyphlesh of Dedfeller Formaldehyde, Inc. reports that its corporation is suing the Rumplestien Aspartame corporation in court today. Their claim: Rumplestien's Aspartame is cutting into their embalming business. They c...

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Officer and Gentle Whoremaster Makes Korean debut

Funny story: Officer and Gentle Whoremaster Makes Korean debut

The 70's film hit, An Officer and a Gentleman, tells the story of a damaged young man raised by his military pimp daddy upstairs from his Phillipine brothel. A 21st century real life erosion has been going on for years now among Korean women and the...

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W's WaterWorld: His Claim to Fame

Funny story: W's WaterWorld: His Claim to Fame

The American President who has done more to destroy the environment and guarantee rich opportunities for future exploitation has declared the South Pacific the world's largest water park. W's WaterWorld will feature gigantic waterslides, cliff d...

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Will and Harry's Magical Invisible Castle

Funny story: Will and Harry's Magical Invisible Castle

The queen hath bestowed upon Princes Will and Harry what they did thinkest was a great adventure in a castle of their own: "Our own palace-pad with our very own heliopad to shuttle in and out the booze, the broads and the videogames!", the royal...

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Global Warming Goes on Vegas Crime Spree, Resurfaces as Climate Change

Funny story: Global Warming Goes on Vegas Crime Spree, Resurfaces as Climate Change

Las Vegas, NV - Scientists' fears of Global Warming were vindicated as it began a vicious crime spree on the Las Vegas strip on Wednesday, indulging in criminal acts ranging from vandalism (urinating in the fountain pool of the Bellagio) to strongarm...

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George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

Funny story: George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

Austin, TX- It's official: George W. Bush has pulled another fast one, this time on the people of Texas. With only a few days left in second term as Commander in Chief, President Bush wanted to be aboslutely certain that his administration will go...

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Senate Agrees To Seat Burris

Funny story: Senate Agrees To Seat Burris

An Illinois Senator selected by the embattled state governor to replace President Elect Barack Obama will be seated by the U.S. Senate. The Senate had originally stated that they would not accept the appointment because of the related scandal and th...

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Another Obama Cabinet Selection Scandal Revealed

Funny story: Another Obama Cabinet Selection Scandal Revealed

First, there was the Illinois Governor attempting to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. Then, Governor Bill Richardson resigned as the nominee for Secretary of Commerce over irregularities in New Mexico. Now, a third scandal has rocked the Obama Pres...

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Florida Cheerleader Opens Up On Eve Of BCS National Championship Game

Funny story: Florida Cheerleader Opens Up On Eve Of BCS National Championship Game

Buffy Helms, a junior cheerleader at the University of Florida, resigned from her squad and spoke candidly with reporters on the eve of her schools participation in the BCS National Championship game. The young woman revealed sordid details of sexua...

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Obama's Luncheon With Four Has-Been Presidents

Funny story: Obama's Luncheon With Four Has-Been Presidents

President-elect Obama today had lunch with four former Presidents- Bush 1 and 2, Clinton and Carter. George Sr. from habit wiped his hands with a sanitized wipe after shaking Obama's hand. All gave him bits of advice from their Presidential experienc...

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NCAA BCS National Championship Game Winner Decided on the Field

Funny story: NCAA BCS National Championship Game Winner Decided on the Field

Going into the NCAA Football BCS National Championship Game (say that three times fast!), no one knew whether Florida or Oklahoma would walk out with the title and the trophy. Would it be the second time for Urban Meyer or Bob Stoops? Which Heisman...

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Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Movie Actress Angelina Jolie, wife of actor Brad Pitt and adopted mother of eighteen children from twenty-three different countries and thirty-six different nationalities, claims that she can produce the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, the...

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Blagojevich's Tavern to Open in Chicago Illinois

Funny story: Blagojevich's Tavern to Open in Chicago Illinois

Chicago IL, November 2, 2010: Former Republican State Treasurer Judy Baar Topinka has unseated the Democratic Governor Rod Blagojevich in a close election contest. Governor Blagojevich had been accused of selling President Barack Obama's vacated Sena...

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