Kevin Costner OK After Sudden Illness

Funny story written by Bureau

Thursday, 8 January 2009

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Indian Friends Help Costner

According to reports out of Hollywood, Kevin Costner was on his way to a meeting around noon on Monday when suddenly he began to feel very ill.

In fact, he felt so bad, he had to pull off the road and call 911.

Meanwhile waiting for EMTs to arrive, Costner told a close friend that he felt light headed and began vomiting there beside the road.

After arriving in what Costner said was a very short time as far as he could remember, Paramedics quickly checked his vital signs and rushed Kevin to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

He was held overnight for tests and when he checked out in the AM he was released.

This part has been released to the press but Costner told a friend that he went that same night to see the leader of the Shoshone Tribe and arranged for a night in a sweat lodge to get rid of impurities.

"That's all he really needed so he's OK now", stated the friend. "Although he said he did see some strange things during the sweats, like a whole cornfield full of old time baseball players."

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