A 21C map purportedly showing the location of a hoard of treasure from the infamous career of Pirate 'Sticky Micky' has recently been discovered. However, efforts to recover any riches have so far been unsuccessful. All that has been found is a fragmented yellow party invitation with the initials N, P & P.
Piracy in the Caribbean has been rife over the last six years with many Islands being plundered, pillaged and raped. The Caicos Bank stated, "We are Conched out!"
A spokesperson for the Turks & Caicos Government admitted that the resemblance of the island shown on the map to Tourism Hot-Spot Providenciales was "Arresting!".
The Office of Governor Whetherornot was unsure. They said that former Governor Twatt had commissioned an enquiry just before he departed swiftly.
Evidence of the map's authenticity (along with any treasure) is unlikely to be found.
Lisa Raye declined to comment.
