Officer and Gentle Whoremaster Makes Korean debut

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 8 January 2009

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Korean camp followers took the mastercard wherever our boys and girls in uniform could swipe it

The 70's film hit, An Officer and a Gentleman, tells the story of a damaged young man raised by his military pimp daddy upstairs from his Phillipine brothel. A 21st century real life erosion has been going on for years now among Korean women and the US military.

Zack Mayo's poignant descriptions of the come ons from thwe whores on Phillipine Avenue have been echoed for decades now among the Seoul sisters sent to the arms of the US armed forces in Korea.

In a shocking documentary, Richard gere took his gerbil out of his ass long enough to record Korean streetwalkers actual offerings to US fighting men and women:

"I love you long time...hey GI Joe, You want suckee suckee..." and the most common request..." yankee go home!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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