Londoners have been griping about conditions on the double deckers for years now but conditions have gravely worsened since the city has accepted ads from the Atheist Association. A British unbeliever took offense at a Christian advertisement on a London bus that carried a web address that suggested that the gates of hell awaited, specifically, British unbelievers on London double deckers.
In an unholy spirit of outrage the atheist raised hundreds of thousands of dollarsto fight back with a godless ad campaign. " God can kiss my ass!" is the slogan the secularist group adopted and ever since the city buses have been mysteriously disappearing into the underworld.
Picadilly circus appears to be the portal to hades as 40% of the London Surface Transport has vanished through a gaping hole that appears and disappears in the vicinity of the famous circle. The few survivors who report that they escaped before the bus plunged into a fiery abyss claim that first they saw a chap with an uncanny resemblance to CS Lewis who began to lecture them as tour guide to hell.