If you're going to the chapel and you're goin' to get married...going to the chapel of love? Why not tie the knot in the newly renovated NY City Hall Chapel of Love. Why go to Vegas and have some beer reaking Elvis officiate at your marital fiasco when you go to lower Manhattan and be married by a duly ordained Rudy Guliani impersonator.
To honor former Mayor Rudy the NYC Chapel of Love offers progressive discounts for second and third marriages.
Estrangement from your children and audacious acts like thinking you should be an example to other people after you exploit great national tragedy to get rich will also bring generous discounts with bonus coupons for Broadway shows and luxury hotels, all of which are basically empty due to the Bush depression.
