The American President who has done more to destroy the environment and guarantee rich opportunities for future exploitation has declared the South Pacific the world's largest water park.
W's WaterWorld will feature gigantic waterslides, cliff diving venues, and whale hunting expeditions led by none other than harpoon specialist Captain Dick Cheney.The new funtastic theme park will have a mermaid whorehouse and an endangered seafood raw bar.
The advertisement for the W's WW promises real Somali pirates and a chance to engage in sea battles. the world's largest water park will be totally powered by imprisoned electric eels who will release their energy while subjected to Abu Graib and gitmo style torture.
