Fr. Francois' Confessional #06
Dear Fr. Francois: I am a 31-year-old plumber from FugginCold, MN. I think of myself as a good Roman Catholic. I am a member of the Knights of Columbus. I have a big sword, too! My problem is that I can't get my wife to perform oral sex on me. She says "It stinks!" What can I do to make oral sex more desirable for her? Signed, Stumped Dear Stumped: Take a fucking bath once in...
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