Kanye Not King of Pop, Cola and Soda!

Funny story written by smurfette

Sunday, 2 August 2009

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Leave the attitude way back at home

NEW YORK,NY, USA Rapper Kanye West issued a strongly worded statement today, addressing his disappointment that he is no longer a serious contender to become the successor to the throne of the late King of Pop, Soda and Cola, Michael Jackson.

"I was just listening to the voices in my head and heard some new voice quote me saying I'm the new King of Pop, Soda and Cola," he wrote on his blog. "Not only did I not say that, I haven't said anything. Not to anyone. Ever. No, not one time."

West went on to admit that he was extremely "paranoid" and that "It scares (him) to think what people will believe." At this point, his mental illness has debilitated him to the point that he admits "I don't talk to press or do TV or do promotions of any sort.

After his mental state was exposed on his blog, he was carried off in a straight jacket, screaming, "I have a feeling that this won't be the last committal with my name on it, but this will be the last time I defend myself. I'm done!"

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