Deranged Gary "The Hacker" McKinnon has pleaded to the British high court to change their sentence, accept the fact that he is a fucking Loony and let him go to jail in the UK.
Hacker (soon to be new "San Quentin Bitch") Gary is so frightened of a life sentence amongst US serial killers, rapists, perverts, paedophiles, dope pushers, junkies, The Aryan Brotherhood, Black power extremists, terrorists and other deviants that he has pleaded insanity, carrying HIV, Asperger's Syndrome, swine flu and ever other deadly disease known to mankind!
Hacker Gary admits his guilt at hacking into the most secure computer systems on the planet and claims: "it was kiddies stuff!"
The US government are so insulted they want to give him some lessons in "Kiddies stuff" and are determined to lock him up in a cell with the following ghastly "Cons" serving life:
"Serial Gang Bang Gay Fucking Hornibal Lickarse," better known as Shirley!
A 7 foot tall serial nigger killer and gay rapist, Damian, better known as "The Aryan Brotherhood Ku KLux Clan Chief Meat Hooker!"
The tatooed demonic son of Satan that fucks anything that crosses his path including stray pigeons and especially juicy white mens bums, Charles "Stagger Lee Mass Murdering Black Powered 20 inch Dick" MaBoy!
The insulted US government are so determined to extradite McKinnon they have even offered Bin Laden's Grandad in exchange!!!
