Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her staff spent the day in the bathroom Friday as Montezuma's Revenge hit with full force. A plate of laxative laced cupcakes delivered by an "anonymous fan" had the Congresswoman and office workers "on the runs" all day long.
Said John Barry of the Capital Police, "We're going to get to the bottom of this. Some may think it's funny, but this is no laughing matter. It is not cool to harass a member of Congress. I'd love to wipe out this type of crime. The shit is going to hit the fan when I catch up with this criminal."
Also affected were a group of young children representing a Pennsylvania t-ball team that met the speaker. "I really felt sorry for this having to happen to the Hershey Squirts. They were such a nice group of wholesome kids," continued Barry.
When a few suspects were trotted out in a line-up, none of the staffers could identify them as the guilty party.
After being told that the guilty party could not be located, one staffer (doing paperwork), said simply "Oh, Poo!"
