Although it hasn't been announced yet, prolific author Danny Williams is strongly rumoured to be this year's Booker Prize winning author.
Danny's book, 'How To Get To The Top Of The Charts Without Really Writing Anything' has been praised by luminaries all over the world.
A spokesman from Justuseanothercomputerandvoteforyourself.web told us:
"Danny's work truly stands the test of time. No other author on the planet could possibly attract attention to such long dead stale news stories in the kind of volumes that Danny does. He's attracted so many votes that you almost feel that the whole thing is rigged."
However, Spoof writer Skoob1999 was quick to take issue with this theory. He told us:
"Why wouldn't people click on outdated internet stories, or not buy the book penned by a literary genius? Even if he is voting for himself? Using the computer down the library. There's nothing wrong with that. I currently have seventeen full time employees slamming votes in for my story 'The Man With The World's Largest Penis And The Woman With The World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel'
"Mind you, I only get Spoof points for that. It's costing me a fortune."
More Danny related dickery as we get it.