Latest reports confirm that Gordon Brown and the rest of the Cabinet were hiding in a Downing Street cupboard whilst America insisted on having Gary McKinnon dragged off to the US of A to be made an example of.
Gordon reacted angrily to the accusation that no one in the whole of the UK wanted an unelected coward leading them and giving in to the US at every opportunity in a desperate attempt to polish Obama's boots.
'It's simply not true' shouted Gordon though a gap in the cupboard door. 'I tried to stop them, honest I did. I like Gary he's a good bloke, the fact that he hacked into all those computers proved how shit US security is.'
Unluckily for Mr Brown no one (not even Mrs Brown) believed him. When push came to shove he bottled it and left poor Gary to his fate (and the rest of the UK).
Gordon 58, enjoys flower arranging and fiddling his expenses, rather than looking out for British citizens. He's known as the man with the most insincere smile on the planet - NOW YOU KNOW WHY.
