Top 15 Job Openings Out There

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Sunday, 2 August 2009

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Top 15 Jobs Still Available:

15. Boa Constrictor Neuterer

14. Limburger Cheesemaker

13. Obama's Official Tail Wiper

12. Actuary

11. Fart Analyst

10. Circus Freak

9. Sperm Collector

8. Restroom Janitor at the Big Chili Cookoffs

7. Stuntman for Suicide Bombers

6. McDonald's Employee

5. Tyson Chicken Chaser

4. Buzzard Feeder

3. Calendar Photographer For Miss Nude Nursing Home Resident, 2010.

2. Hillary Clinton's Personal Jester

1. Hosing Out Rear Ends of Constipated Race Horses.

There are plenty of jobs. You need to get out there and claim them.

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