David Crosby will donate sperm to Adam Lambert: "So long as he don't spit!"

Funny story written by Frankie The J

Sunday, 2 August 2009

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David Crosby is known for donating sperm to homosexuals who want to become pregnant. He donated sperm to "fellow" musician Melissa Etheridge so that she, and "fellow" lesbian partner, at the time, Julie Cypher could have children together. The two women had two babies.

Now, Crosby (older than God--but with a better liver), has agreed to donate sperm to swish Adam Lambert, but "only so long as he doesn't spit it out," said Crosby.

Lambert, who recently stated he was "happier than ever, being known as gay man," has promised Crosby, "I won't spit, I swear I won't!"

"I believe the flaming faggot has gotten the wrong impression," said the aging singer. "He ain't gonna blow me. I'll whack off in a cup, just like I did for Melissa and Julie," he told TheSpoof.com's Entertainment Reporter, Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J.

Stephen Stills, a long time singing partner of Crosby's, is understandably skeptical about Lambert's request for sperm from his old friend, David. "Don't that queer know he can't get pregnant," Stills asked.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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