Heather Mills reveals plan to take revenge on Paul

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Friday, 21 March 2008

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Heather Mills is plannig to clone Maccer

Heather Mills has revealed her new plan to recoup the millions she believes she is "owed" by ex husband and ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney.

According to Ms Mills she collected samples of Sir Paul's sperm during their infrequent and unsatisfactory marital couplings. She has kept these samples safe in the freezer compartment of the Maccer fridge and has now given them to the scientists that the catholic church has started to victimise for their stem cell research.

The scientists have promised to break all their ethical principles and clone Sir Paul: "If we are going to be damned for all time for playing around with nature and stuff, we might as well make a few bob out of it."

Ms Mills has revealed that once he is cloned she will organise a world tour for the new Paul McCartney and that way wreak her revenge and make a fortune.

Commentators have said that although this is a completely hair brained plan, it is totally in keeping with the whole surreal saga and therefore probably true.

Yoko Ono has yet to comment - but has not ruled out the formation of a cloned tribute band.

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